Category: Crawfish

sniff sniff… New Orleans is 1-3 but Crawfish Report remains All About the Saints

The football bounces funny in the crawfish hole and Crawfish Report’s beloved Saints are heading for the Nowhere Bowl. Crawfish Report hopes a new Brees blows in to help us make Graham crackers out of the rest of the NFL.…

Monsieur Ecrevisse: What not to do in your crawfish hole

Monsieur Ecrevisse here. Of course, Monsieur Ecrevisse is a crawfish of leisure, and, as such, does not hold a regular job. But we have often been in the great halls of commerce and witnessed abominable lapses of character. With that…

What the NFL really meant to say…

BREAKING NEWS FROM CRAWFISH REPORT Saints Memes on Twitter, a highly respected news source, said National Football League Commissioner Roger Goodell clarified conditions that the Slap Ya Mama commercials would be allowed to re-air on Cox Sports Network Saints pre-season…

What happens on Captain Kirk’s swamp boat tour? Mais, cher…everything!

Forget about crawfish! Get me a gator! Captain Kirk’s swamp tour delivers the gators…music by OEUVAL!

Is it really a problem if you have crawfish burrowed in your lawn?

Crawfish are amazing little animals (and it goes without saying that Crawfish Report loves ’em), but with all of the rain this summer, crawfish in lawns, pastures and ditches might become a nuisance. I like to see crawfish chimneys in…

Crawfish v. Crayfish

Mayor Louis Kern, Gov. Earl Long, Gov. Jimmie Davis and Speaker of the House Bob Angelle of Breaux Bridge and his wife, Madge, share a joke at the 1959 Breaux Bridge Centennial Celebration. The Centennial was the precursor to the…