Category: The Well-Rounded Crawfish

Crawfish passport

You won’t need a passport to get into the Breaux Bridge, but this gimmick attracted lots of attention for the Crawfish Festival in the 1960s.

Crawfish, a poor man’s food? Not very likely

A lot of people believe that there was a stigma attached to eating crawfish because it was “poverty food.” Louisiana Life food columnist Stanley Dry was the latest to repeat this notion in The Versatile Crawfish,  (Louisiana Life, March/April 2015).…

Crawfish and the news

Crawfish read the news. They read the Crawfish Report, of course. Here’s a list of who reads what: 1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country. 2. The Washington Post is read by people…

So you think you can boil crawfish?

Hear ye! Hear ye! Hear Ye! Think you cook the best boiled crawfish in the land? PROVE IT! The South Louisiana Crawfish Boiling Contest benefiting the Dreams Come True Foundation is seeking contestants. The event will be held April 11…

sniff sniff… New Orleans is 1-3 but Crawfish Report remains All About the Saints

The football bounces funny in the crawfish hole and Crawfish Report’s beloved Saints are heading for the Nowhere Bowl. Crawfish Report hopes a new Brees blows in to help us make Graham crackers out of the rest of the NFL.…

Monsieur Ecrevisse: What not to do in your crawfish hole

Monsieur Ecrevisse here. Of course, Monsieur Ecrevisse is a crawfish of leisure, and, as such, does not hold a regular job. But we have often been in the great halls of commerce and witnessed abominable lapses of character. With that…

Top Ten Crawfish Movie Lines

Mr. Crawfish, the elegant and well-tailored crustacean from Bayou Sophistication has ascended the throne as final arbiter of good taste in the seafood world. He replaces Charlie the Tuna, who merely tasted good. Without further ado, here are Mr. Crawfish’s…

Rukus rocks Crawfish Nation

Rukus Board Shop’s new Nike Dunk Low Crawfish skateboard shoe simultaneously debuted Saturday at the Baton Rouge, Lafayette and Mandeville shops. Crawfish Report was there.

Crawfish Nikes wow skater crowd

The skaters at Rukus Board Shop know how to attract a crowd…and media coverage. And there wasn’t even a riot. The NOLA Times-Picayune and the Baton Rouge Advocate sent reporters to the scene. “It was pure mayhem,” said Rukus owner…

Rukus’ Skateboard Shops crawfish shoe is the biggest thing since, well, crawfish!

Crawfish shoe reported in the Times-Picayune! It’s true….Rukus Skateboard, with shops in Baton Rouge, Lafayette and Mandeville, have the shoe of the year. It’s the Rukus Board Shop x NikeSB Dunk Low Crawfish! That’s a mouthful of a name but…