Category: This Week In the New World Order

Will Harvey flood Acadiana?

Now that Hurricane Harvey has gotten your attention, allow the words of Venerable Crawfish to offer some solution for Louisiana.  The question is: will Lafayette, New Iberia, Breaux Bridge, Henderson, Charenton and other communities outside of the Atchafalaya Basin flood…

Zen Moment: Rain Barrel

Crawfish Report presents Zen Moment: Rain Barrel. Dr. Jay Huner, a retired biologist and crawfish researcher said the crawfish is a Jurassic Era creature and didn’t get to survive in the world for so long by being foolish. He said…

Things worth sharing: an idea so compelling it will give you a “frisson!”

I watched the video floating across Facebook of the Angel City Chorale mimicking the sound of rain in their great cover version of Toto’s hit, Africa. Of course it has a clickbait title: “This is so cool it will make you…

Scientists get crawfish drunk? Call PETA

Scientists for years have used animals to better understand whether friendliness, or at least a sociable environment, affects susceptibility to alcohol in humans. Now researchers claim the crawfish’s sociable upbringing do in fact increase sensitivity to alcohol. Amazing! The Economist…

Trump applies for 00 status

Trump: CIA report “ridiculous,” applies to Queen Elizabeth for 00 status Amid growing reports that Russia hacked into Democrat and Republican email accounts, president-elect Trump deemed CIA, NSA, FBI and Halliburton’s evidence of widespread tampering in the American election process…

Bob Dylan: Talkin’ about my generation!

I am so pleased Bob Dylan was honored with the Nobel Prize for literature. It seems like a validation for my generation. I think his greatest poetry might have been on his 30th album, “Time Out of Mind.” In 1998,…

Introducing the Florida Street Blowhards!

The Florida Street Blowhards Traditional Jazz Band sprang from the brow of New Orleans musical great Allen Toussaint on the day of his death. Bandleader Sam Irwin, a product of the University of Louisiana at Lafayette Pride of Acadiana Band,…

Louisiana Voice is underwater!

Crawfish Report is sad to report that investigative journalist Tom Aswell, author of the brilliant Louisiana Voice blog, has suffered the loss of his Denham Springs home during the Great Amite River Flood of 2016. Tom was in good company…

Is Loup Garou for you?

Crawfish Report is happy to spread the word for good food products that we like and Loup Garou Cajun Spices fits the bill. With a claim of “Loup Garou helps in the process of reducing cholesterol in the blood stream,…

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